Pana pe la 11 ani nu stii ce e aia. Stii ca o ai, dar iti trebuie sa te pisi si atat. O atingere in plus e un fel de durere si oricum n-ai nicio informatie in plus decat ca nu tre’ sa faci in pat cu ea. Atat… Fetele? Te tragi cu ele de par, la propriu. Le bati, joci prinsa si le consideri facute din aceeasi substanta cu tine. Daca te enerveaza, scoti pish-masina ca ele se intorc si fug. Asa stiu ele ca trebuie sa faca, desi mi-e ca si lor le e neclara situatia…
Apoi incepe distractia!
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Ca fericirea ti-o aduce x, y, un copil, ma-ta insanatosita dupa nu stiu ce boala sau fi-tu care ia carnetu’ cu 26 si se face ce-a visat sa fie o viata, taximetrist, astea-s minciuni. Mie dati-mi pizda, una pe zi. Asta da vis…
Si totusi, n-am ce face daca nu-i atasata de cea care-mi poate, cu patru cuvinte si nimic mai mult, sa-mi limpezeasca ziua. Pizda aveti toate, nu va amagiti. Va spun eu ca barbatului ii trebuie o pizda si cam atat. Nu e deloc greu sa-ti pui prada caprita, cu fata la perete si tu sa pompezi cu ochii inchisi si sa-ti imaginez ca bagi in Pamela Anderson, in dragostea ta din liceu sau in vecina de la cinci, aia mutata in chirie, buna cu spume si sculptata in ciuda ta. Toti am facut-o, garantez suta-n mie! Dar ceea ce va diferentiaza e ceea ce-mi puteti face cu mintea, cu cuvantul, cu inima. N-am nevoie de doar pizda-ta, o gasesc si in alta parte! Cu investitie, nu neg, dar o gasesc ca doar sunteti mai multe pe planeta decat noi, deci undeva e una care zace sa mi-o infing eu in ea.
Eu mi-o vreau pe cea care stie sa-mi vorbeasca asa incat sa-mi descuie orice incalceala, pe cea ai carei priveliste a ochilor poate sa-mi ofere alte perspective; dati-mi femeia care nu ma fute decat efectiv, dati-mi-o pe cea care nu strange din dinti si se simte obligata sa ma inteleaga si fata de care pot sa ma desfasor dupa placul meu, cea cu care din priviri as putea pune tara la cale! Eu-mi vreau acea femeie care nu se machiaza, nici la exterior si nici la interior, ii vreau frumusetea ei pura si nu artificialul din ea. Si daca mai e si creata cu ochelari… De restul ma ocup eu si o sa o fac asa cum mai bine nici eu nu credeam ca pot!
Deci, ce zici, bem cafeaua aia?
Etichete: femei, pizda, relatii
stii cum e vorba aia..barbatu` alearga toata viata dupa pizda, si cand o prinde isi baga pula`n ea:))
Eu sunt tare curios…de la publicarea acestui post cate femei ti-au batut obrazul?Si sa nu zici ca niciuna ca nu te cred!
Tare articolul :))
@Mihai: si eu as fi curios ;))
deocamdata niciunul concret, efectiv. mai astept, desi sa stii, in esenta, articolul nu-i o jignire cat e realitate, totusi…
Si femeile tot cam asa alearga, doar ca ele tre sa fie gingase, firave, sa para altceva..pana pun ceva pe inelar..si dupa s-a zis.
Bem o cafea.
sincer si fara pretentii (mari) :)
sigur sigur, că bem cafeau ))
“Va spun eu ca barbatului ii trebuie o pizda si cam atat.” Sper că te referi la bărbatul superficial. Doar el ar căuta doar pizdă, în timp ce o femeie e o fiinţă mult mai complexă. :)
Războiul sexelor e o copilărie.
ce naiba ma, tocmai tu?! citeste tot articolul, citeste ce spun si in ultimele 2 paragrafe. ce generalizam, ce particularizam, ce imparteam in niste categorii, ce vorbeam despre mine samd.
moertz, reia te rog, totusi mi-a placut articolul acela al tau fix datorita a ceea ce speri tu :)
Mă ia durerea de cap când discut cu tine pe seama subiectului de faţă. :)
Am înţeles ce zici. Ba chiar mai mult, am impresia că ne dorim aceleaşi lucruri de la o femeie. Doar că ne-am dat seama care-s alea pe căi diferite.
Mie mi s-a părut că ai zis cu răzbunare fraza aia de mai sus. De aia am pomenit de războiul sexelor. Dar dacă mă gândesc mai bine, nu cred că e nevoie să le demonstrezi ceva cititoarelor tale.
Mă opresc, bat câmpii. :))
eu nu numai ca nu-ti bat obrazul dar sunt de acord cu tine in totalitate. ceea ce ma enerveaza sincera sa fiu. eu pe ce mai dezbat acum?
nu zic ca nu-i asa; doar ca nu se intampla tot timpul; doar atunci cand nu mi-e frig, foame sau somn…
Alo, ce standarde avem :) Nu se egzista combinatia asta, si daca se egzista cel mai probabil e luata :P
Ai uitat sa zici ca tre’ sa aiba ochii mari
si umeziSi evident ca ridicam problema perversa: la care dintre calitati/criterii esti dispus sa renunti si la care nu?
Frumos scris articolul. Cred insa ca acesta este scopul nostru, al barbatilor, (aka sa futem cat mai multe pizde), doar pana la un anumit moment. Nu pot insa zice exact care e acela.
:)
O sa dezamagesc asteptarile si o sa spun ca sunt de acord cu tine. Ba mai mult, e reciproc.
Dar tre’ sa ai mare noroc. Cum zicea si @Luana, the best are already taken.
Prestatia de calitate si la demisol si la mansarda e rara. Tine cu dintii daca ai noroc sa prinzi ceva :)
eu tot ma gandesc ce comentariu sa ti dau, da nu mi place sa vorbesc ,,vulgar” on line :)))
dar o sustin pe leluc
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